乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? yeah, i'm nicole kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, i believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. god bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:i'm celine dion, you know, i don't have too many achievements, i just won five grammy awards, 12 world music awards, 7 american music awards , 21 juno awards and(做沉思状) oh, i forget it , a oscar award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, i....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:ok!!! i'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
oh, i'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),i'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:my name? oh, wait a minute. do you know trish regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about robin meade?(摇头),and melissa theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:i don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,i have had found my best love, but i didn’t treasure her. when i lost her, i regret. it’s the most pain in the world. if god can give me another chance, i will say there words to her “i love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, i can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):if there is a time limit, i hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.oh, i'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..thank you for your eh..wonderful performance,but,i'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) what? nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but i'm look forward to your progress.do you have confidence?
说明：绝对搞笑,绝对雷人,鉴于所花精力,所以,适当地收一点点辛苦费,第一个表演舞蹈时,音乐可以选用<猪八戒背媳妇>,第二个唱<my heart wil go on>时,一定要跑调加破音,第三个一定要足够深情恶心,就这么多提醒的,希望您看得开心,下的舒心.